IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

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• Description : Its the natural order of things tha...(more)t men are in charge Weve got the bigger brains and our knowledge is large Men are logical and blessed with commonsense Where as women are emotional and really quite dense If women ruled the world What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline If women ruled the world Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war Wed live in pink houses and wed sleep in a pink bed Wed be made to listen to James Blunt until our ears bled wed drive pink cars that women could easily park and it would be illegal for a man to be out after dark the toilet seat would never be left up again and no cleaning your dick on the counterpane And every night men would stay home to iron and clean Whilst women, watch soap operas and eat chocolate icecream If women ruled the world What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline If women ruled the world Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war Maths and science would no longer be taught Thered be lessons in shopping and how shoes are bought Men would be called feisty and have boyfriend in whom to confide And a real woman would be in touch with her masculine side Thered be flowers on everything and mirrors everywhere The whole day touching up their makeup and doing their hair They couldnt run the world, the world would run away It would all end in tears Trust me when I say If women ruled the world What a mess wed be in, wed be knee deep in kittens and crinoline If women ruled the world Football would be against the law and every 28 days thered be thermal nuclear war Come to think of it, They already do, (less)