Jeph.i.is - The Santa Rap

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• Description : Pretty self explanatory. Was trying...(more) to make a funny but then turned kind of positive. Either way I enjoyed the beat and I rolled with it. Dear santa before I begin, I want to let you know that I think you're the king I don't know how you can deliver all those kids toys All around the world and still have time for Giving your eight reindeer all your love As you're dropping gifts to us from above I know it must be hard sometimes and I never say thank-you so thank-you As your riding in your bright sled overhead I'm in my warm cozy bed thinking of the day ahead Thinking of the things given to me from you Showing me that dreams do come true So now that your in a good mood I'll letcha know what you could bring you should Try your hardest to succeed but I swear im not all full of greed Honestly I think that I could speak on behalf of the world. Christmas is the time of giving to eachother there is a lot of things that I could ask for but I won't bother however I have a list of some things you could do thank-you santa merry Christmas I love you get Brittany spears and k-fed with her shaved head and the two kids out my head they're gunna strike me dead buy paris Hilton some fancy pink underwear so I don't have to keep looking at her downstairs Nicole richie and lohan send them to rehab and feed them because im surprised that they are breathing (breath) takeaway Tara Reid's implants no longer is there an effect on the llama in my pants Somebody tell Tom Cruise that aliens exist And his life with ms holmes is a miss Stop telling me about the stars adopting babies From pitt and jolie to Madonna next is oprah winfrey Whatever happened to originality With all these stars being followed by paparazzi 20 million teens all have big screen dreams even though it all comes down to reality you need to be plastic, rich and have a tagline so you'll be in tomorrows newspaper headline having money and fame is not what's to be quote "people know who I am just because im me" Get rid of gossip shows like ET on the tv So I don't have to keep checking in with campanelli To find out who what where why It's a joke I don't care about the celebs lives but I guess I'm done thanks for listening jeph.i.is will be waiting to see you glisten across my rooftop and looking for rudolphs nose merry Christmas santa can I get a ho ho ho. And santa replied, Yo jeph.i.is I appreciate the time that you spent on this letter But let it be known of a couple of things that you need to remember First off merry Christmas is no more allowed The only thing you can say now is have a happy holiday out loud Why do you ask? Good question. well apparently if offends religions Even though it's been said by all to all since the beginning It seems that people were running out of things to complain about So they have taken onto them themselves to make everybodys lives miserable And I've been told by some that I shouldn't say ho ho ho because it is lead to believe that it is offensive to women this year this one is new to me but im not fo sho so I will now just say ha ha ha just so I can be forgiven Honestly your entire list, i'll be blunt it's too easy So instead I will tell you that the weather is below freezing I think what we all need to learn is that the artists do actually entertain sadly we get too involved in their life which then contains them so they go crazy and then we go crazy cause our favorite idol just went crazy good thing tho for one-day rehab joints for them to be lazy cause we all know everyone needs an escape from the real life of making money by living in money and then trying to buy your love but as you can see im getting carried away and im sorry but I do also feel quite strongly of what you said in your story so everyone please leave out your milk and cookies for me but I need it to be light and with that happy holidays to all and to all a good night Christmas is in the air and soon it will be new years Lets spike all the eggnog and share some wonderful cheers We'll all sit back and think of the things that you do Thank-you santa merry Christmas we love you (less)