Wasabi Boy - No Engrish

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• Added : 634 days ago |
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• Category : Comedy
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• Description : Based off of the song: Teryaki Boyz...(more) - Tokyo Drift Written & Performed by: Daniel Shim *Chorus* (2x) I wonder if you know How us Asians like to go We eat rice DDR even drift a flashy car No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh Ching Chong Pong No Engrishhhhhhhhhh shuh Ching Chong Pong *Verse 1* I studyyyy very hard I gets girls then go to bar Mommy and daddy say no to that I'm real homie yo true dat I'm so fly (what) Maybe even high (what) I pwn noobs and say byeee Engrish is the Language to be I can't study its hard for meee *Verse 2* Study time is frustrating Chemistry is just not my thing I get no sleep just for school Unlike you I'm fool I get 100 in math class I have one huge ass We sell Chinese food you say "Thank You!" Fortune cookies says "Fook You" *Verse 3* Adjectives annoy meee I drink lots of bubble teaaa I eat no dog or even frog Not even cat or flying bat I'm not white or even black I just think you whack (whack) I from west coast not the east Put 2 to up and say peace *Chorus* I wonder if you know How us Asians like to go We eat rice DDR and even drift a flashy car We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong *Verse 4* (Phone rings) Drift my car in the parking lot Pizza Hut is yucky spot Burger King Chicken wings Fries sphaggeti potatos yuckyyyyyy I really hate that food I like to see girl nude You hate rice yo thats rude that just simply wrecks my mood *Verse 5* I represent asian country White people farts raunchy Nuh Jooguleh Shiki Yaaa? (Do you want to die *censor* ?) Philippines Taiwain Cambodiaa Vietnam Japan Mongoliaaaaa Koreaaaa Chinaaaa No Americaaaa Asians live there but not me I come to canada with my famareeeeeee (family) *Verse 6* Gotta be cool Thats why girls like me All girls say hes so cute And I say woot woot I tell girls I eat rice They respect I'm cool like ice But I'm not a china man I'm simply from Asia maaaan look at my haaaand *Verse 7* You see me come out of restaraunt with asian gang You wonder why im with them Don't worry about it lets go *Chorus* (2x) I wonder if you know How us Asians like to go We eat rice DDR and even drift a flashy car We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong We no Engriiiiiiiiiish Ching Chong Pong (less)